Laundry is dangerous.

According to Centcom of the US some lost socks started a fire on its most advanced aircraft carrier. How many socks you ask? Quantity unknown but it took all the fire fighting equipment on the ship 30 hours to extinguish. How big was the sock fire? Unknown but it did so much structural damage the ship will be out of service for a year or more. Remember folks count your socks. They may be setting fire in your home.