Vaguely flirting with my friends girlfriends is fun.

Had a friend staying over a few days cause he had no where to go. Every now and then his not girlfriend calls him and for some reason has to have it on speaker phone as they are having thier ultra serious and boring conversations bordering on arguments.

I yell out random dumb shit like "OMG, is that sugar britches!?!" and she starts giggling like a little school girl. She don't even know me.

Turned to him and said do that. He won't though. Wonders why everything is drama.