Someone was trying to hit on me and asked what I do for fun in my town.

I responded, sit in the woods smoke weed and look at bugs.

The look on his face was amazing.

Then he glanced at my snatch and walked away.

I love repelling people with honesty. An older version of me would try to indulge them and humor their interest. But it's actually glorious to watch someone walk away knowing I dodged a bullet.