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JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
ugh...I wish I had permission to punch people in the face.
Texaspilot · 51-55, M
************************CONFIDENTIAL*********************************

Authorization # 63882047292-0

Issued to: JarJarBoom

Effective Date: 1/1/2017


Limitations:

1. Punches limited to person (s) who through sheer stupidity display obnoxious of bullying behavior

2. There will be a 2 punch limits for the following types of peoeple:

A. Dolts
B. Buffoons
C. Rapscallions
D. Ignoramuses
E. Chumps
F. Meatheads
G. Dimwits
H. Nitwits
I. Simpletons
J. Twits
K. Harebrains

This is not an all inclusive list
This Authorization Shall be Valid for 30 Days.


Signed by My Hand, this seventeenth day of January, in the year of our lord two thousand seventeen.

Titus C. Biddwhiddle
Director of Anti Dolt Operations
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
WOW!!! so glad you gave me this permission slip!
Texaspilot · 51-55, M
@JarJarBoom: LOL I got your back Jar Jar ;)
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
Glad that someone out there understands my dilemma