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JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
ugh...I wish I had permission to punch people in the face.
Texaspilot · 51-55, M
************************CONFIDENTIAL*********************************

[b]Authorization #[/b] 63882047292-0

[b]Issued to: [/b] JarJarBoom

[b]Effective Date: 1/1/2017
[/b]

[b]Limitations:[/b]

1. Punches limited to person (s) who through sheer stupidity display obnoxious of bullying behavior

2. There will be a 2 punch limits for the following types of peoeple:

A. Dolts
B. Buffoons
C. Rapscallions
D. Ignoramuses
E. Chumps
F. Meatheads
G. Dimwits
H. Nitwits
I. Simpletons
J. Twits
K. Harebrains

[i]This is not an all inclusive list
This Authorization Shall be Valid for 30 Days.[/i]

Signed by My Hand, this seventeenth day of January, in the year of our lord two thousand seventeen.

Titus C. Biddwhiddle
Director of Anti Dolt Operations
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
WOW!!! so glad you gave me this permission slip!
Texaspilot · 51-55, M
@JarJarBoom: LOL I got your back Jar Jar ;)
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
Glad that someone out there understands my dilemma