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White Man Refutes Accusations of Racism
Sept. 15, 2025, 6:59 AM CDT
By Jason Potatomasher, Bonediddly Times
In a recent post on X (formerly Twitter) Bonediddly, SC man Preston Picklemeiser, 37, released a 75,000 point refutation on accusations of racism.
“I’m tired of people calling me racist” Mr Picklemeiser told the Bonediddly Times.
“Because look, they’ve pointed out the 75,000 things I’ve said that a racist also might say but as you can see here I’ve provided context for each one of them! This is just another woke witch hunt by the Islamohomocommienazis on the left. Everyone they don’t like is a racist, obviously.”
When asked if he found it significant that he had to provide context for 75,000 things he’s said he responded “no of course not! Now if it was 76,000 things then maybe they might have a point. But only 75,000 times? They’re just trying to cancel me.”
Mr Picklemeiser then choked on his dip and had to be rushed to a nearby ambulance to receive a Mountain Dew IV drip.
Elon Musk, the owner of X (formerly Twitter) could not be reached for comment. Also nobody cares about him anymore anyway, he’s probably out trying to “invent” trees or something.
Sept. 15, 2025, 6:59 AM CDT
By Jason Potatomasher, Bonediddly Times
In a recent post on X (formerly Twitter) Bonediddly, SC man Preston Picklemeiser, 37, released a 75,000 point refutation on accusations of racism.
“I’m tired of people calling me racist” Mr Picklemeiser told the Bonediddly Times.
“Because look, they’ve pointed out the 75,000 things I’ve said that a racist also might say but as you can see here I’ve provided context for each one of them! This is just another woke witch hunt by the Islamohomocommienazis on the left. Everyone they don’t like is a racist, obviously.”
When asked if he found it significant that he had to provide context for 75,000 things he’s said he responded “no of course not! Now if it was 76,000 things then maybe they might have a point. But only 75,000 times? They’re just trying to cancel me.”
Mr Picklemeiser then choked on his dip and had to be rushed to a nearby ambulance to receive a Mountain Dew IV drip.
Elon Musk, the owner of X (formerly Twitter) could not be reached for comment. Also nobody cares about him anymore anyway, he’s probably out trying to “invent” trees or something.
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