A 75 year old lady tried to rip my clothes off last night 😧😳😛

No I am not joking around. 😂 Here I was just hanging out here on the water with my friends in the park. And uh this one friend of mines had her friend with her. It was this elderly lady who told me she was 75 years of age. She was about 5 feet 3 inches tall. She may have weighed no more than 110 pounds from what I can see. She had a nice shape on her for her age, with curly grey hair and brown eyes. She was cute you know, she wasnt an ugly lady. You could tell that she was a hottie in her younger days. But I wasnt like trying to get with her if you know what I mean. She just started staring at me, and telling me all kinds of wild ass stories from days gone by. Stuff about her ex boyfriends and ex husband. I sat there and listened to her patiently with my eyes rolling around in my head. Im thinking ok this chick is kinda crazy. But she was funny though, yeah. She was talking, and while she was talking, she got out of her seat and started rubbing the top of my head. Now you know us Black folks dont like yall White folks doing that. 😂 She proceeded to do so anyway, and then she started rubbing my face like she was an animal. 😂 This shit was so funny, Im laughing right now as I write this now. It was weird. Im thinking to myself this lady is strange as f. But she was interesting to say the least. I had fun on last night as we were celebrating The Labor Day Weekend. At the end of the night, she started rubbing my hands and holding them tightly. Then she said her goodbye and that was that. Was this some kind of get out ritual. I dont know. You tell me. Comments. 😂