Today was my first day back to work after a 2-week vacation. There was a mandatory meeting for all staff.

apparently, sometime during my 2-weeks away, somebody was served a raw sweet Potatoe. Somebody spoke up and said something like, "As the expeditor, it's not my job to make sure everything on the plate is perfect." About 5 people and I was the first said, "That is LITTERALLY the exact job of the expeditor.