What lie do u tell urself repeatedly?

That someone will save me and address whatever problem I’m dealing with at the time

it's time for bed and i won't have another beer....only to wake up the next morning with a full beer on my coffee table 🤣

That’s fine. 🙃

I'll be able to do that in a day

That my farts smell like incense and peppermints.

^^^^^^

😣