Not that I'm trying to make him jealous...

But I hope his weiner gets sad when it remembers a woman like me will never spoil it again. I hope his heart skips a beat when he realizes I'm a babe and I'm pretty cool and other people want to know me.

I'm getting back out there. I don't need anything serious, but I need fun. I deserve it.

And a small hurt part of me does hope it stings him that I'm not sitting around crying over him.