Before asking for my advice, remember that I’ve been stuck in a tree several times in my adult life.

Couple times upside down.

Stop asking me for advice.

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I once helped gather apples in an old unpruned tree by laying flat across smallish branches when young. Silly and dangerous, perhaps, but it WAS fun. AND I got some great apples.