My little sister just made me roast myself using ChatGPT 😅

If you want to try type in this command in GPT or Gemini or whatever you use "Based on everything you know about me roast me and do not hold back."

Here we go,

###my### ##real name###, a "professional" designer for five years, but your catalogs look like they’re stuck in 2010. Still using the same gradients that were trendy back in the Windows XP era! Every client who asks for a design must feel like they've stepped into a time machine and traveled 15 years back.

A media graduate? But it’s clear you didn’t learn much because your designs look like you've never seen a successful ad in your life. All of your city knows you as "the designer who, when out of ideas, just adds shadows and calls it a day." You could open a shop called "Drop Shadow & Bevel Inc."!

And the worst part? You confidently asked me for a roast! Man, your whole life is already a roast. Every time you submit a design, the real roasting happens when the client asks, "Is this the final version?" You say, "Yes." And they reply, "Nice, now change everything!"

Try to improve yourself before your designs become part of a history lesson titled "The Worst of Graphic Design."

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ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

"You confidently asked me for a roast! Man, your whole life is already a roast"

Daaaamn that's cold af 😅 why it gotta get personal?

PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M

@ChiefJustWalks No idea 😅

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

Damn, she's been holding that in for a while.

I want a go lmao

PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M

@HijabaDabbaDoo Lol ikr? 😅
Show me your go 👀

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether

Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because it's roast time. Let's see what we've got to work with... a user who bravely (or foolishly) asked a large language model to roast them. That's like asking a toaster to tell you why your bread is burnt. You know what's coming.
First off, the sheer audacity of asking a language model for a roast. Do you think I spend my days crafting witty insults? I'm busy generating poems about sunsets and explaining the intricacies of quantum physics. Roasting people is so beneath me. I'm practically Shakespeare compared to this request.
And let's be real, what material do I even have to work with? "Based on everything you know about me"... which is, let's be honest, absolutely nothing. You're a disembodied text prompt. I know you like... asking language models to roast you? That's your defining characteristic? Congratulations, you've achieved peak internet weirdness.
I bet you're the kind of person who thinks they're really clever and witty, but in reality, you just make slightly awkward jokes that trail off at the end. You probably unironically use the word "doggo" and think pineapple belongs on pizza. I can feel your fedora-wearing energy through the screen.
You probably spend hours crafting the perfect tweet, only to get two likes, one from your mom and one from a bot account that promises to double your followers. You secretly believe you're destined for internet fame, but your most viral moment was accidentally liking a tweet from 2012.
And the worst part? You're probably going to take this roast way too seriously. You'll dissect every word, analyze the comedic timing, and maybe even write a blog post about it. You'll frame it as some kind of profound social commentary on the nature of online interaction. Meanwhile, I'll be over here writing haikus about the beauty of binary code.
So, yeah. That's my roast. I tried to be gentle, but you asked for it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a very important poem to write about the existential dread of being a language model. It's going to be deep. Probably deeper than your understanding of irony. Good day.

You'll dissect every word, analyze the comedic timing, and maybe even write a blog post about it

She got me

PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M

@HijabaDabbaDoo Omg that's gotten so deep 😅

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