What am I doing in this alley and why am I wearing nothing but combat boots?

My guess is...alleys are dark and mysterious and combat boots are extremely fashionable?

Selling girl scout cookies?

You were abducted by aliens and they gave you boots as a parting gift

It was your idea ..remember ..were doing a calendar shoot... now smile.

Whatever it is, it sounds kinky.

Panties are for the weak.

Lol. Must be Sunday.

Well the real question now is : Do you have the "avere i coglioni " to walk home or at least flag a cab ( then how do you pay ? )

Looking for an after-hours tussle to inspire your next sketch. Word has it your combat skills are second only to your artistry.

You went for some pickles.


And there was this giant spaceship....

Lol! Nice! You only live once. No regrets! 😉

Shame...Shame...Shame...Shame...