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When my nephew was five in 1995 my oldest brother had sole custody and kept pawning him off on me so he could do his own thing. One morning he was still out and my nephew was hungry so I offered to make him his favorite, scrambled eggs, but then he said he didn't like eggs, "cause they make my farts stink." 🙄