This is literally my life at my new job

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My boss came and talked to us for hours, filling the conversation with nonstop dad jokes that everyone felt obligated to laugh at. He was talking about a cat with butter and kinetic energy, but I was zoning out. Then someone mentioned being tired, and he asked, "Are you a motorcycle?"

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Oh noooo

There is no form of humour more banal and evil than lame office jokes you're all obligated to laugh at.

Shadyglow · F

@CountScrofula So you were hired to work somewhere. I say tolerate the petty crappola, you could be ghosted and blacklisted by every living entity on earth. and still expected to survive. Don't ask how I know how it could be

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

God, I forgot the part when he left my worker that was training me was flipping a pocket knife in her hand and she was like "I've been flipping my knife this whole time hahha"