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Get my car rental today. I demand today go smoother. Oh yeah. Car rental because my parked car was hit by another car

I leave for Vavation on Monday.

Come on Monday.

Come on Monday

COME ON!
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It's almost Monday!
@SW-User almost here. If i dissappear i have been kidnapped and fallen prey to an inbred cannibal family. Mourn my loss and make me proud
SW-User
@Bexsy all cannibal families are inbred, it goes without saying
@SW-User so. Mourning my loss is a no go?
SW-User
@Bexsy i bet you're tasty, so, there would be mourning that I didn't get to taste you
@SW-User damn the bad luck. Finger lickin good
SW-User
@Bexsy oh stop with the flirting already, you're going to make me hungry!
@SW-User alrighr fine, I'd give you indigestion anyway
SW-User
@Bexsy don't stop, I didn't mean it. Make me thirsty
@SW-User marinated in own juices, so tasty on own dont need no added seasoning or preparation
SW-User
@Bexsy you really do know how to turn a guy on