Tell me the most minute details of your life. Please, load me down with these. I am literally starving for this.

I went to the eye doctor with the intent of getting glasses for the second time. The first time I was a third grader who wanted glasses like the other girls in class. At that time, the doctor pulled my much older brother off to the side and told him exactly that and I was so angry that he saw through my pretending I couldn’t see ruse.
Would it be too weird if I sent that eye doctor my new prescription showing him how wrong he is or has it been 30 something years too long?