Would you be more than a footnote in your own biography?

@Louis54 A life as long as yours must produce a considerable biography.

@OliRos If you allow for very boring ones😉

@Louis54 Why not?

@OliRos And you will even promise to read it?

@Louis54 Absolutely not!

@OliRos Good for us both!

@Louis54 I will buy it, give it to someone for Christmas.

@OliRos And we can split the royalties!

@Louis54 It's okay, you can keep the money.

@OliRos Do you hate people so much that you will even pay to give them a copy?

@Louis54 Yes mostly, I do. In fact, I will probably buy up the whole first edition and distribute it to my favourite people.

@OliRos I better start writing then. Will three volumes suffice?

@Louis54 For sure, if you can get them finished by next weekend.

@OliRos I thought you said Christmas, but I'll do my best.

@Louis54 Christmas presents! But think of all the work to be done after you deliver your manuscript.

@OliRos That's right! I better call my publisher and ask to be put in express lane.

@Louis54 That's all taken care of. Just get on with the writing, stop wasting your time on social media.

@OliRos You're right, of course. Now, where did I leave my fountain pen ...