A fact of life

The non-conforming sparrow
A non-conforming sparrow decided not to fly south for the winter.
The weather turned bitter cold and he realized his mistake.
As he started to fly south his wings began to cover with ice
His wings too heavy with ice fell to earth in a cow Pasteur.
Soon a cow came along and crapped on him the crap warmed him.
This causes the sparrow to chirp.
A cat came along and promptly ate him.
The moral to this story is
Anyone who craps on you isn't necessarily your enemy.
Anyone who gets you out of crap isn't necessarily your friend.
So, if you are warm and happy in a pile of crap keep your mouth shut!