Remember that one time...

I pulled up to the curb at Brian's house at like 3:00 AM and was drunk as a skunk and accidentally bumped the rear end of this dropped Chevy that was parked there. Oops. Got out of the car and don't you know all them vatos were hanging out in the front yard across the street and were all giving me the mad dog. Oops. But Danny was too drunk to be scared so when they came over and told me I would have to pay I told them all that they could fucking kiss my baby white ass. That didn't play yoo well and so i said okay let's call the policeand let them investigate this little accident. I knew full well they didn't want no part of that so I went on into Brian's house and we got bent on meth until sunrise. Yada...yada...yada...Brian was stabbed to death in his front yeard a week later. I will never forgive myself for that.