What's the quickest way to screw up your life ?

@SW-User ??

@SW-User dont judge me

@Nimbus putting nudes of yourself all over the internet

@BacarySagnasleftankle 🤢🤢🤢 ewww nobody wants to see that!!

@SW-User idk. Might have a few takers tbf

@BacarySagnasleftankle yea and all of them come with white sticks and labradors

@SW-User exactly how I like them 🥴

@BacarySagnasleftankle perv

@SW-User well yeah 😩 Don't try to pretend you don't perv on them too

@BacarySagnasleftankle I need eye bleach at the thought

@SW-User okay. You pour bleach in your eyes and I'll get you a white stick and a labrador

@SW-User 🤫 it's time for your eyedrops babe 😘

@BacarySagnasleftankle fuck the eyes, let me just drink the bleach and escape this madness

@SW-User that seems like a risky way to have sex...

I'm in (metaphorically in, of course)

Oh and save some of that bleach for me.

@BacarySagnasleftankle my eyes are incredibly aroused right now


And we can go halfsies

@SW-User Fuck 🥵 I'm gonna make your eyes water so fucking bad 🥴

Okay but make sure you get the original domestos. No tesco value bullshit

@BacarySagnasleftankle fucking hell, you can’t be fussy about your lethal cocktail. If it doesn’t work I’ll set you on fire

@SW-User So fucking hot 😩🥵🔥💀

@BacarySagnasleftankle I know I am 😜

@SW-User yeah. Idc about the white sticks and labradors anymore. I just want you to set me on fire so bad 😫

@BacarySagnasleftankle on my way 🏃🏻‍♀️🔥🔥🔥