My friend was telling me how it seems like every guy out there either has mommy issues or daddy issues

I just started laughing like "well goddammit I have both 😂🥹"

& She just laughs too like "Yeah me too 😂🥹"

Lmfaooo how hilarious it is to wish you had normal childhoods 😅

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HermannFegelein · 26-30, M

I've always found that stuff weird. If I ever get a girlfriend i definitely don't want her calling me "daddy". I would probably puke a little in my mouth if she called me that.

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@HermannFegelein When you get past the part where it makes you want to die, it's really friggin hot. You dunno what you're missin'.

Different strokes...

On another note, does anyone else think Papa Johns probably makes his female employees call him Papa?

And the guy's name is John...

You can't make this shit up.

It's so on the headcheese.

HermannFegelein · 26-30, M

@GeistInTheMachine lmao.....I won't be able to stop thinking about that now whenever we get Papa Johns. 😆 His day of reckoning is coming....stay tuned

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@HermannFegelein Just don't order the sausage, though.

Rookie mistake...

It was a Papa Johns special.

She never came back from that one.

The cheese got in her hair, too.

Talk about a spicy meatball...

🤢

HermannFegelein · 26-30, M

@GeistInTheMachine She deserved that one....she should've learned her lesson when she ordered the "MEAT LOVERS" special and PAPA asked her to open the box while it was sitting on his lap.

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@HermannFegelein Hey, bro. Stop being to mysoginistic. She needed a raise.

Have you seen the price of rent and gas, lately?

Plus, Papa needs a new pair of shoes.

Afterall, Someone's gotta help the single momma affoard Hunter's bullet proof backpack in time for preschool.

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@HermannFegelein lmao I don't like being called "daddy" all the time, or for no reason... But hearing it sometimes is actually really hot imo 😅