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PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M
Maybe a seagull because people wouldn't want to eat me. And I'd live near water all my life and I'll get to shit over anyone I don't like 😅
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether I like the last part 🤣🥔 That would really be a lot of fun!
bijouxbroussard · F
This calls to mind a memory with my father when I was about five. We were walking down Market St., just off the streetcar headed to Woolworth’s for Sunday brunch, when we passed by the remains of a pigeon, struck by a car. Pop kind of tried to shield me, but I’d already seen it and said, "poor bird."
Pop agreed and murmured, mostly to himself,
"How do you get hit by a car when you can fly ?"
Pop agreed and murmured, mostly to himself,
"How do you get hit by a car when you can fly ?"
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@bijouxbroussard Really a good question lol 🥔🤔
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
And you could inhabit bus stations and eat the crumbs people drop...😀
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales That reminds me of NYC for some reason haha
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales Yummy 😋
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
They poison pigeons in a lot of cities. Be careful where you choose to live.
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
I would prefer to be a rook than a pigeon in the unlikely event that reincarnation is a real thing, that's what I'd like to come back as.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@AntisocialTroll well, stay sway from my balcony you and your sharp beak 🥔🥴
I'll be a swift, to get dizzy swirling around.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@EarthlingWise I read that they fly for prolonged periods of time, would you take potato with you for a trip in the air? 🥔😚
@BittersweetPotato Sure, that should be fun!
NerdyPotato · M
Nah, I'm fine being a potato.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@NerdyPotato of course this is as good as it could get!
NerdyPotato · M
@BittersweetPotato exactly! The only way it can get better is if people would stop trying to eat us, but other than that, potato life is perfect.
rrraksamam · 31-35, M
Pigeons have a tough life
Lostpoet · M
Of course