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Two wrongs don't make a right

...but three lefts do

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
You know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@BarbossasHusband Not technically racist... But it sure feels racist 😆
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@ShadowSister it's a joke from American Dad 😇
What if you have a thousand hands?

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ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays With the way inflation is driving the cost of everything up these days, I hear centipedes will now be called dollarpedes.
@ShadowSister You're way too funny for a Friday. Save it for the weekend!! 🤣
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays My jokes are never as funny on a Monday. It's a weakday.
JustEd · 41-45, M
Four lefts make a square. 🤔. Or a nascar track
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@JustEd You're on the right track. I figured someone would circle back to a joke like this.
Iwillwait · M
That's just racing!
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@Iwillwait You're quick with the jokes. I bet people just lap them up. 😆
Iwillwait · M
@ShadowSister Well... Is it not? I mean racing is just Lefts, once you make a third left it must be racing.

Unless you do this:

That's either "Genius," or just Cheating."
Iwillwait · M
@ShadowSister I see what you did there.. Geniush!
sfish007 · 61-69, M
4 lefts make it a NASCAR race..
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@sfish007 I'm not into NASCAR, but I hear it is popular in some circles. Isn't NASCAR really just a human traffic ring?

If I keep telling bad NASCAR jokes, will that make me a racist?
FoolishLuna · 56-60, F
Yup always think outside the box!
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@FoolishLuna Exactly! This is what I'm always trying to tell my best friend, but she never listens.

She's a mime.
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
Exactly if you can't go right go left.
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Love it.
A favorite saying of mine.

 
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