Idk why I can't stay out of trouble.

Every time I step out the front door, someone just shows up and flips their shit on me. I don't do anything to bring them on and I don't do anything to keep them around but they show up and stick around anyway. People say shit like "you get into so many altercations" and "you need to get your shit together". Why? I didn't do ANYTHING.

Go to the nearest sidewalk and walk around the block. You just did exactly what I do every time to "get into trouble": absolutely nothing. Yet if I walk down that same sidewalk, somehow, someone is gonna do a drive-by, or there's gonna be a car crash, or a police officer is gonna mistake me for a bank robber, or some entitled bitch is gonna scream, "WHY ARE YOU WALKING DOWN MY SIDEWALK" and have such a meltdown that the whole police department and an ambulance will have to show up, because I decided to exist.