Introvert hell: My headphones broke

And they discontinued my model 😭 how am I supposed to go out there with all the humanoid creatures unshielded? Lol..
I have some earbuds, but they have cords.. CORDS! 😭
I do not want to leave my cocoon until new ones arrive Tuesday. And what if they aren’t as good as my old ones? How am I supposed to get on with my life knowing there was a better one out there for me and it’s gone forever? Oooo cruel world…. 🤣