Is it of a very sound mind for a refined man like me to wear a 12-inch top hat while swimming in a pool with the crowd?

I would not take my wool union suit off though. Otherwise, I am exposed. Second thought: I shall taking a nice miniature wooden boat with I, so I can get into the pool with my clothes on.
Hmm... Maybe I could just watch them swimming.
I am the most refined man on earth.