Does your mom know you stay up this late talking to girls?

My mother doesn't know a lot of things

Yes, she knows her son is a slut

She creates sexy profiles to keep tabs on me.

It's only @SW-User

She's an alt and poses as a slutty hampster with a prune fetish

🤭 no

My mom lives in another state, had no idea what I do with my free time, and would be deeply horrified by this site.

she'd be encouraged. she's wanted grand kids for so long she's secretly hoping i'll fuck up.

She's cool with it.

Man she knows I'm fuckin a Colombian woman and thinks we have some type of Drug smuggling business