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totalrandoman · 100+, M
Did you know ducks have a corkscrew penis and they can only mate once in their whole life because the female duck's vagina is so difficult to penetrate? Now you do. Look up a duck's penis. It shoots out of its body like silly string.
TragicPersona · F
I knew that already, their dicks also fall off every year and ducks are always the products of rape
totalrandoman · 100+, M
Life is so beautiful 😢.
AnukBinary · M
You wouldn't need water if they were doing the ducking right😁
EarCandlingVictim · 41-45, F
i tried to 69 a duck
totalrandoman · 100+, M
I like ducks. 🌑🌚🦃🐓