I'm trying to start smoking but I keep forgetting to smoke?

To be like the cool kids

If you want to die an early death, crying in a vast pit of debt, be my guest

That's exactly what I want

And why do you want that?

@Flenflyys: cool kids...you will stink of smoke, anyone that kisses you will feel like they are kissing an ashtray, you teeth will turn yellow and your gums will get diseased. Your clothes will also smell, but you won't notice as the cigarette smoke will cling to you and dissipate your sense of smell. You won't have money for nice things because you've spent it on fags. Your skin will age faster and you will look 10-15 years older than you are. And then when you meet someone great, who you think you could spend the rest of your life with, they'll find and oral tumour, or throat or lung.

@InOtterWords: oh I'm not gay

What?

@Flenflyys: in uk fags is a slang term for cigarettes, not gays

Ohhhh LOL @InOtterWords: