What if I do this?

I somehow get info from you to know where you live. Then without you knowing I somehow kidnap you in your sleep. Then I tie you up and bring you in a wide empty basement with a bar and then you awake seeing the emo me in front of you and then I move out of the way for you to see a live band play like def leppard or motley crue or something like Seether.

Then I untape your mouth and untie you after you get comfortable and give you beer and stuff. Sound cool? At least it would be considered passable if I was in the Purge