Are you a simp?

@humidtiddies why did I get intimidated by this??

@TheBlackPowerRanger idk considering I’ve only ever actually sucked one dick, I’m just an ass kisser

@humidtiddies ⚽️ here is a soccer ball. I want you to have it

@TheBlackPowerRanger
kicks it

@humidtiddies okay then 🏐
Here is a volleyball. I want you to have it

@TheBlackPowerRanger
smacks it

@humidtiddies can you appreciate my gifts???
Here 🏆
This is a golden first place trophy. I want you to have it

@TheBlackPowerRanger
dusts it

@humidtiddies 😤
I got a gift you just gotta accept without touching it
🎈

@TheBlackPowerRanger
puts it in a pile

@humidtiddies :v
Wait, balloons can't be in a pile. They float away

@TheBlackPowerRanger pulls string

@humidtiddies v_v
Why do you do this to me?

@TheBlackPowerRanger
does you

@humidtiddies
Oh I KNOW you did not just do this without my consent. Imma have to snap my fingers at you in a sassy way now

@TheBlackPowerRanger
snaps back

@humidtiddies I shall give you math as a punishment

@TheBlackPowerRanger
solves it

answer is 1

@humidtiddies you win 😭
I got nothing