How long could you live here with no wi-fi, no tv, etc...

Honestly if food and water needs are handled and my family is provided for, I can live there until I die.

Till the weed lasts

Not as long as i would like, ive become so use to internet i would need it, and want it after a while

With no trees nearby you really wanna cut and drag one up that hill for firewood ?

Probably a really long time.

A month or two maybe

I'd kill myself.

Forever

Maybe a week?

Eternally