Do you speak Arabic? Have you ever read the Muslim holybook the Holy Qur'an?

I've read bits of the translated Quran, and God it's unbearable.

No, but I've got a friend who knows it so well he can read it backwards...... ┬┴┬┴┤•ᴥ •ʔ

As-salamu alaykum just to be polite, don't know any more

i've read some of a pocket version and some choice passages online

I have a copy and have read most of it. I've also read the Bible from cover to cover several times, the Gnostic Gospels, the Egyptian book of the dead, portions of the book of Mormon, and a compilation of the writings of the Buddha, some of the writings of confucius, and parts of the Hindu Bhagavad Gita.

I have read a translation