When the going gets weird..

To weirdly go where weirdness has never gone before.

I'm already a master.

Already am.. thinking of retiring the champ even.

Retired from it. I invented according to some from my prime

I was going to say "the weird get going"!

Did someone say gopher?

No, retire.

I'd take a nap.

if the money is good

Been a pro for 20 years

Been a pro lol

Pretty girl, we meet again

I'm the superbowl of weird

pro what?