GROCERIES ARE IN .....

.... i suspect about 19% will be stuff i will actually enjoy, 37% things that will stave off malnutrition and the rest will be avoided as if it was the puke of a foaming at the mouth dog. So i am so overwhelmed with culinary intrigue i shall quick make hence to the comedy of errors of a poor and ridiculously annoying shopper, and chirp chirp chirp niceties into the frothy sparkling air, and endure the nausea of MSNBC with countless vocal responses/reactions which interrupt all hopes of comprehension, and sends me back into the haloed kitchen to read South American poetry, and sporadically beckon out lethally witty interjections to the blazing maelstrom bubbling and curdling in the softly lit living room where the hell of the orb comes gushing out of the 50 inch portal we all stare at so knowingly.