How's that virus thing working out for you?

Lost my cool today. I was just in our grocery store and saw a dude whose cart was FULL to the brim with hand sanitizer, baby wipes, liquid soap, and toilet paper. I called him a selfish jerk and gave him the lowdown about the elderly, people with kids, and disabled people who need this stuff.

He said: “Are you done? Because I really need to get back to restocking the shelves now!!