What's the best things about Monday?

Its my day off.

It's basically a clean slate if you fucked up the last week.

Nothing, not one thing, except if they are part of an extended weekend.

It's the first day of the week, and one day closer to Saturday!

It's good if it's pay day!!

It's nearly half over

Drawing a blank

It's only one day a week

I got nothin'

:)