Hello. Would anyone be willing to loan me 1 million dollars?

I will pay you back in full by 2116. With interest!

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Wraithorn · 51-55, M

With interest ? Alright then...don't worry about signing the contract, just prick your finger and let a drop of blood fall on the paper. Don't worry about that sulphur smell it's just a chemical in the paper.

Sadie14 · F

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Wraithorn · 51-55, M

@Sadie14: There is the money, I'm leaving in 10 seconds. Decide...