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saragoodtimes · F
a vibrator. if he isn't giving me diamonds why do I need him
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LukeTheDuke · M
He might enjoy a staff bonus. @saragoodtimes
saragoodtimes · F
@LukeTheDuke not in this lifetime
LukeTheDuke · M
Ok. Make sure you don’t run out of batteries 🤪@saragoodtimes
JustNik · 51-55, F
Her dog. ❤️
LukeTheDuke · M
Nothing more loyal, playful and devoted. @JustNik
@LukeTheDuke some things are but very hard to find
LukeTheDuke · M
Very true @Whiterosesociety
WatercolourWildFlowers · 51-55, F
I have an actual best friend, I don't make friends with things
LukeTheDuke · M
Great! @WatercolourWildFlowers
Casheyane · F
Herself. If you're looking for gifts though, find out her hobbies and take her out on something she wouldn't expect from you but one that you know she'll love more than anything
LukeTheDuke · M
A philosophy I agree with - be your own best friend. @Casheyane
the Feminist movement and the knowledge that as long as people have a few private gigs that actually work... she can have everything else...
LukeTheDuke · M
Sistas doing it for themselves! @Whiterosesociety
Oneofthestormboys · 100+, M
A billionaire in his 80s with a history of coronary illness?
saragoodtimes · F
@Oneofthestormboys better if he has 1 foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel
LukeTheDuke · M
Ha ha, but what if his will leaves everything to charity? @saragoodtimes
LukeTheDuke · M
@Oneofthestormboys yes, I can see the popularity in that.
SW-User
A good man
SW-User
@LukeTheDuke They dont! But a “good man” could be their best friend.
LukeTheDuke · M
Sorry, none in stock. Try again next week 😉@SW-User
SW-User
@LukeTheDuke Nah. I don’t want one. Honestly!!! Just saying that they ‘could’ be a woman’s best friend.
plungesponge · 41-45, M
toilet paper
LukeTheDuke · M
Hadn’t heard that before 🧐@plungesponge
@LukeTheDuke its the latest belly-button pervy meme virtual troll...don't feed it.
LukeTheDuke · M
noted ! @Whiterosesociety
peppersmith · F
chocolate and a cat
LukeTheDuke · M
Too many choccies might be a problem...@peppersmith
SW-User
Phone
LukeTheDuke · M
ET took the same view. @SW-User
xixgun · M
Credit
LukeTheDuke · M
Next time I get a card for a woman i’ll make sure it’s one of those 🤪@xixgun
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LukeTheDuke · M
Wow, that’s a lot of friends 😆@Stereoguy
@Stereoguy oh BAH!