Are there even any real people on the internet anymore????

Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Even if you’re an illusion we can get you a new Kia through our new Ghost Credit @FaeLuna

@DukeOfEarle Sweet! I've always wanted a ghost Kia!

@FaeLuna Kia’s do tend to turn people in ghosts. Kia stands for Killed In Accident

@DukeOfEarle Good thing I'm just an illusion! That could have gone poorly!

@FaeLuna I subscribe to the belief that we are all sock puppet accounts created by an inter-dimensional being called the Great Galactic Catfish. As the GGC is the only life in the known universe, it gets lonely, so creates accounts to talk to itself.

We are all catfish together. Bless his whiskery appendage.

@CountScrofula May his whiskers be ever... uhh... whiskery? Yeah...

Uh, ALL HAIL THE GGC!

@FaeLuna It's okay you'll learn the language. And by you I mean him.

@FaeLuna And by he I mean I. Or We. Shit.

@CountScrofula Man, we're really not good at this whole thing, are we. Or is it I? I/We am/are so confused!

Garglesnarf the ever-whiskered is all forgiving. @FaeLuna