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SnailTeeth 路 36-40
With lots and lots of oil all over his body!
Mamapolo2016 路 F
Santa never gets cranky although he supervises thousands of elves and manages a production, warehousing and shipping endeavor of unimaginable size, personally delivers a kazillion presents globally within a sliver of time, takes to the skies when sometimes all airlines are grounded and houses [b][i]flying reindeer[/i][/b] (how hard is it to keep airborne deer happy in a paddock so they are there when needed?).
Chimney squeezing is child's play.
Nifty art!
Chimney squeezing is child's play.
Nifty art!
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@Mamapolo2016 Is Santa Jeff Bezos?! 馃槯
Thanks, I love lowbrow art/pop surrealism and Mark Ryden is one of my favorites.
Thanks, I love lowbrow art/pop surrealism and Mark Ryden is one of my favorites.
Mamapolo2016 路 F
@TheFlippantSide I think Bezos is the anti-Santa.
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@Mamapolo2016 I think Bezos will eventually take over the Santa franchise. Amazon will own Christmas.
Degbeme 路 70-79, M
My answer to this question is ....
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@TheFlippantSide 馃か that would be telling.
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@Degbeme I've heard once that bagels are Santa's favorite food.
Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@TheFlippantSide hmmm... too many leaked secrets getting out from the workshop. 馃槫 Put my agent on this.
SweetMae 路 70-79, F
Love the art work
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@SweetMae Mark Ryden has a wonderful imagination :)
SW-User
Idk especially with his fat ass and huge gut I'd think it would be difficult at best.
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@SW-User You got your old moniker back. Yay! 馃樅
SW-User
@TheFlippantSide yay! Lol
TightyWhiteyStoner 路 26-30, M
According to cheech and Chong he turns small and falls through like magic
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@TightyWhiteyStoner That's definitely plausible.
StevetheSleeve 路 31-35, M
Lube to the rescue again.
StevetheSleeve 路 31-35, M
@TheFlippantSide One of many fine products like that. Lol.
MethDozer 路 M
@TheFlippantSide That shit dries out too fast. Useless.
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@MethDozer Okey dokey. 馃槵
PhoenixPhail 路 M
That would make a nice Christmas card. 馃槉
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@PhoenixPhail It totally would. If I sent out Christmas cards, I wouldn't mind sending those out. 馃槵
xixgun 路 M
Magic, chicky.
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@xixgun He's wasting his magical powers. IMHO. 馃槖
xixgun 路 M
Some people are funny that way @TheFlippantSide
Eddiesolds 路 61-69, M
Hes magic
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@Eddiesolds Like a creepy wizard?
Thats scary af
TheFlippantSide 路 F
@TryingtoLava As is the idea of Santa.
SW-User
Lots lube ,of course 馃槈. Lol
馃槀
bijouxbroussard 路 F
I asked once. Pop told me that was why he and Mom stayed up鈥攖o let him in the front door. But if we kids weren鈥檛 sleeping he wouldn鈥檛 leave any toys ! 馃巺馃従