What is your earliest childhood memory?

I remember being in diapers. (No, I don't wear them as an adult. I would have never even thought of that until I joined SW. There are some strange ones here.) I remember being in a diaper, sitting on the kitchen floor with a box of graham crackers, and feeding them to a pink, plastic clothespin that had a red mouth painted on it where the jagged opening was, and blue eyes painted on it just above that. I remember how pleasing it was letting the clothespin chomp away at the graham crackers, even though it wasn't easy for me as a baby to work the clothespin. I ended up with a pile of crumbs on the floor between my legs. Well anyway, that's my earliest childhood memory.