This is one I always find funny

I like the one that says:

Good morning
I see the assassins
have failed ...

Ha ha ha

No

Used to be a local shop with walls full of different sayings on shirts. A couple I had were:

"He who dies with the most toys wins"

"God made few perfect heads, the rest he put hair" (I was balding at the time) :)

I might have one that says, it doesn't cast anything to be a decent person

"Be kind to yourself"

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

i got this one with an arrow on it n it says i m with stoopid. I ve been out with my missus a few times with that one you know for a laugh n then she had one made saying that idiot cant spell.

grumpasaurus I got it from a store called the stupid factory but they closed down a few years ago

1.I am the chosen one
2.When the wind stops blowing the TV will switch off
3.I'm like a smart person
4.I fell in love with kim jong un it's true

Yes i do it says wheres your pic at?