What noises can you hear as you read this?

Occasional traffic on the dual carriageway about half a mile away.
Oh. And my Mother snoring! ! 😖

Cars and motorbikes passing by from a distance

The swamp cooler, a bird chirping, and a chair creaking.

an a/c unit outside

Airplane

Snap, crackle, and pop

Tires hissing on the nearby road. Air conditioner. My dog’s faint dream yips. Leonard Cohen growling “I’m Your Man.” A couple of guys in the parking lot cussing at a car engine. Distant sirens.

a tv going somewhere in the house

Traffic

Children speaking & cars braking