How often do you get murdered?

Monthly 🤦‍♀️

I was murdered only last week. It's the fifth time this year. I'm so sick of waking up on a metal table with my spleen in a jar 🙄

I have played chess with death a few times now, nice guy I'd love to greet as an old friend when I had a long and full life of nice moments and happy memories

It can only happen once, but depends on the context that you ask the question.

I was murdered just this morning!

At least twice a day.

Only once if it's done well.

Daily.