What are the top three pet peeves you can think of at the moment?

1) Any negative remark/comment/conversation/thought murmured/said/implied by others while I am in my happy place (ex: Harry Potter Cafe, while I'm writing, etc.), regardless of what subject. SERIOUSLY, don't even think about it haha. Otherwise, you're toxic. No questions asked. I don't care what your problem is. If it's not life or death, it will have to wait.

2) Insensitive jokes/comments

3) Sweaty and pungent smell from someone nearby who I have to tolerate. While we're on this topic, may I just say that it is not advisable to bring food with strong odor when you're going to ride public transportation.