What’s the shittiest lie you ever told?

I'm fine.

I'm a white man ._.

never lie😉

I told my step daughter that asians dont have belly buttons and she didn't believe me and said she is going to text her korean friend to prove me wrong

One time I told a dude I cheated on him so he would break up with me. But I didn't really.

Sorry I’m late The train had an issue

Can't rememember I don't usually lie.

I pretended I was ok when I wasn’t

I open up more now

i still tell people I'm straight 😐

I’ll be there on time

“I’m not hurt.”