You must teach them all the coolest things from your childhood: Pop Rocks; Skee-ball at CEC; Root Beer Floats; Roller Coasters; Old Monster Movies till 4am; How to Light a BBQ Grill and Burn the Hotdogs; Fireworks; Laying in the Grass at Night watching Falling Stars; Fishing; Roller Skating; Walk Down a Railroad Track; Watch Boats on a River; Go to the Tallest Building; Water Balloon Fights; and 50 other things that their parents won't ever get around to doing.