Prom Contract: Can I sign for my parents?

@MarmeeMarch find what?

@BlackBloodDemon anything - just anything.

@MarmeeMarch My sister gave me a bag of clothes she no longer wanted, and there was this beautiful dress that is now my prom dress. My mom saw the dress, and she said "wow that's a beautiful dress. This can be like your prom dress but you're not going to prom though, right?" And I said "No, of course not." 😂

@BlackBloodDemon Look, first of all you are not an 18 year old lady - you are a 50+ year old man pretending to be a woman

How do I know ? -[b][c=#BF0000] 1)[/c][/b] you ask a question that you know the answer to about signing [b][c=#BF0000]2)[/c][/b] what mother would not want their daughter to have fun at a senior prom. - see it does not add up. You cant even make up a good story. Now you tell me that your sister gave you a bag of clothes in which contained a prom dress - oh come on now - exactly how big is this bag ?
So pops - just relax and have some soup and watch the news and yell at the TV like you do everyday.
Now be the man you are that has just been figured out - and block me.

@MarmeeMarch Wow, you really think I'm lying? If I felt comfortable signing the contracts myself I wouldn't have come here to ask! And have you seen prom dresses? Not all prom dresses are poofy! Mine is silky and goes down to the floor. And what old man talks about prom? XD This is really funny and sad. This is the first time someone has ever thought I was some old man pretending to be a young girl online.
And fyi to you sir, my parents are strict and pious. They have a problem with me going to prom because it's during Sabbath (I come from a Seventh-Day Adventist household).

@BlackBloodDemon I dont think so.

@MarmeeMarch Oh and my sister owns a lot of clothes. She gives me a bag of clothes whenever she doesn't want any (I do the same too). If you don't believe me I can show you a picture of my prom dress.

@MarmeeMarch I can show you the prom contracts too. Dude I swear I'm not an old man.

@BlackBloodDemon ok ok whatever

@MarmeeMarch and my oldest sister is also currently pregnant right now (she's 27). How can I be a 50 year old man and have a 27 year old sister? I'm the youngest of 3 (2 older sisters: 27 and 21).

@BlackBloodDemon 💆‍♂️