I'm not hostile but I think considering the kind of double life I've lead and that almost no one really knows the truth about me I'd go with the Keep out sign.
Plus It fits because in spite of being a political junkie I never ever ever want to be the president of this country. I think it's pretty much the worst job I can imagine.
You'll never have privacy again.
I don't really want the world to know what I'm up to who I'm seeing or to gossip about me.
I enjoy the fact that no one gives a fuck what i'm doing.